30 mind blowing old pc ads

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My dad used told me that he had worked on Apple Lisa in the 80′s of the 20th century which cost him around $10,000 and i used to laugh at that because now we can have computer 100 times more powerful than Apple Lisa with much cheaper price. Today i stumbled upon some old PC ads that will make you laugh and possibly appreciate what you have.


10 MB Drive for $3398.00
Today you can get a 1TB drive for $85.00
1TB is around 100,000 times larger than 10 MB


This is an early laptop with 64k of memory
Today Laptops have 2 to 4 Gigs of memory
4Gb is about 64,000 times larger than 64k


Here are two disk systems, 80 MB for $12K and 300 MB for $20K
Today you can get a DVD that holds 4 Gigs for $0.75 each
A 4 GB DVD is about 14 times larger than 300MB disk


Here is a 16K ram Memory Card, $495.00
Today you can get 4 GB RAM for $99.00
4GB RAM is about 256,000 times larger than 16K


This is an Early Modem Delivering 48000 BPS
Modems today deliver 56K
56K is around 12 times faster


This early PC is offering Dual Floppy drives and 128K of RAM
Today PCs have 2 to 4 GB of RAM
4GB RAM is about 32,000 times larger than 128K


Yes this was my first video game system. Yes those are the joy sticks. Today game systems are far more advance in graphics, controllers etc.


Here is another early Laptop, this one can expand up to 640 KB RAM Today Laptops have 2 to 4 GB or RAM.


Checkout this Amiga. Promoting the quality of graphics it can produce.


Apple dose it again, 5Mhz with 1MB RAM
Today PCs are more than 3Ghz with 4GB RAM
3Ghz is 600 Times faster and 4GB RAM is 4000 times faster than 1MB RAM


This Atari Computer have 48K of RAM and offers 128 colors.
Today PC’s have 4GB RAm and offer 32 Bit Color which is 4.2 Billion Colors


The TRS-80 was produced in the Late 70′s and the early 80′s with 1.7 Mhz processor and 4KB RAM


This early PC offered a 13″ screen for just $3,300.


Not sure about the specs but the shapes makes it look like a typewriter


The Price is coming down, This PC offers 4KB of RAM for only $249.00


The ACE 1000 offers 64K RAM and includes upper and lower case keys, Plus num lock.
Today PC’s offer 4GB RAM and all include shift keys and num lock


This PC offered 4K RAM and a cassette player.
Cassette players are almost obsolete now.


This was the latest and greatest design


The TRS-80 was produced in the Late 70′s and early 80′s with1.7 Mhz processor and 4KB RAM.


This computer has 10MB of Hard Drive for $3,495.00
today you can get a 1TB Hard Drive for $85.00


one of Mac’s early computer offering 32 Bit Processor


This one has 15Mb hard drive for $2,495.00


This tandy 5000 offers a blazing 20 Mhz processor and 2MB of RAM


Here is a PC in Briefcase, complete with modem and 5″ Monitor.


Checkout the joystick and other options that come with this PC.


Produced in early 80′s, The VIC-20 came with 5 KB RAM


For only $999.0 you can get this PC that offers 384K RAM and 20M Hard Drive Case.


Here is a basic PC that offered 4K RAM that you had to hookup to a TV


Another personal PC that offers 4K RAM for under $199.99, but didn’t come with a monitor


The ZX81 offered 1K RAM but extended up to 16 K RAM and could hookup to any TV.

Film and television | Ads of the World | Having worked in both

What is it with marketing people? Until recently I thought that us writers had the corner on being insane. Having worked in both film and television, I can pretty much say that the writer is the most crazy person on set (aside from some actors-but they're of a different species altogether).

However, after taking a look at these ads, I'm starting to wonder exactly how far advertising firms will go before they actually discover a deep-end to go off of.

I'm gonna start off gentle. But trust me... this ride's gonna get worse.

1. Hyundai

A little voice in my head tells me that my divorce would have never happened if I had a tongue like that...

I was once relegated to the back seat of a convertible while my (now ex-) wife's aunt's dog rode shotgun. That dog had a tongue akin to what you see above. And the amount of drool that flapped out of that tongue, whipped through the wind, and smacked me in the face could be measured in gallons.


2. Concordia Children's Services

Well... This ad could explain the child obesity issues here in the United States...

Um... Yuck. I don't really have a problem with the children suckling on the pig. But everything's just so... dirty!

In small print the ad states, "If you don't help feed them, who will?"

Arnold from Green Acres, that's who.


3. Lifebuoy Soap

I don't like my muffins to bite back...

As disturbing as this ad is (particularly with the tagline, "You eat what you touch"), I can't help but find the hamster-muffin cute. You can just imagine the little chirpy voice coming out of it, asking you to read it today's headlines. It would be a happy hamster-muffin, as its generous teeth would insure that you wouldn't dare try to eat it.


4. Keimling Vegetarian Restaurant

If you somehow did manage to eat hamster-muffin, this is what would happen. I think. It's sort'a like barfing up the food chain... Which I guess is the point. After all, it is an ad for a vegetarian restaurant...


5. McDonald's

Possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen.

Okay, I'm just going to state this now: clowns scare the hell out of me. They freak me out. I don't know why and I don't want to experience intense sessions of psychoanalysis to find out.

That being said, it's quite easy to see why this ad is just plain frightening to me. The idea of a clown that is small enough to squeeze into tiny places (just so it can slit my throat with a large knife) is enough to make me curl into a ball and squat in a corner, rocking and making little mewling sounds.


6. Thai Food Express

Take THAT clown baby!!!!!! I feel much safer...

Thank God for whatever ultra-hot weapon Thai Food Express has in their arsenal. I can sleep nights knowing that there is something to keep that clown baby from under my bed.*


7. Just Liquid Hand Wash

GAH!!!!

I warned you. This is the tip of the iceberg in freaky/gross stuff.

Where to begin... Well, the maggots are bad enough, right? I mean... holy crap. But what's up with the guy taking the medicine? He looks dead already. Eyes all rolled up in his noggin and stuff. Why give him medicine?

After years of research in this area, I can tell you that the undead don't need medicine. They're... well, zombies.

And you know that the undead guy is making some horrific groaning sound because somebody with maggots all over their arms is trying to force medicine down his throat.


8. Just Liquid Hand Wash (Yep-again)

Even larger GAH!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Warned ya.

Um... That kid is gonna eat at least one roach. My sister ate roaches when she was a kid. That's how I know.


9. Dr. Barata's Pest Control

Want a little extra protein with your pizza?

Speaking of roaches, check this out. As an advertisement for his pest control services, this guy had photo-realistic images of roaches printed on the inside of pizza boxes.

I pity the person who picks up the final slice of pizza.

Effective ad campaign? Most likely.

Disgusting? Most defintely.


10. Hype Gallery

Expose yourself. Not a bad ad for a place that calls for artistic expression. However, I think this guy is getting prepared to join in the festivities of the next ad:


11. Play Station 2

Yeah, I know... the PS3 is out. But this advertisement is just disturbing.

I'm not sure which is worse: the human head bowl, the guy puking up a hand, the disembodied tongue licking the foot, the heart connected by a cable-outside of the girl's body, or the dog eating... whatever it is that the dog is eating.

I simply can't figure out the marketing angle of this. Considering it's for a video game platform, what's up with Caligula's playhouse?

After seeing these ads, you have to agree that there's something horribly askew with some marketing guys. I'm not saying that writers are any more sane (I know I'm twisted and off; it's amazing that I found a girlfriend who can deal with me).

But, wow. Between roaches, body parts, carnivorous food, and scary clowns, I'm surprised I still purchase anything at all!

So what do you think of these ads? Any strike you as particularly awesome?